The Rules:
1. Please post them at the beginning of your meme.
2. Please include a link to Sex Talk For Men.
3. Also, please include as many sordid details in your answers as possible — if you haven’t got any, make them up!
1. First French kiss?
I was 14 years old in the beginning of my freshman year of hs. He was my first real boyfriend and he was adorable at the time. We used to have lunches alone once a week which infuriated my friends. Anyway, during one of these lunches I was straddling him and said “I’m bored” because it was cold and rainy and we weren’t really talking. So he said “Well, you can always look down” We looked at each other in ‘that way’ and began kissing. It was a perfect first kiss. No slobber, no excessive tongue..nothing. Just good.
2. First boyfriend / girlfriend?
His name was Danny and we met in elementary school but didn’t date until 7th grade…for about a month. My first real bf was in 9th grade; he was also my first kiss.
3. First type.
Brunettes have always been my type and guys with glasses…now its more specific to slender guys who are unique and have a more alternative style. Geeky kinda dudes.
4. First time you had sex.
It was a week after my 16th birthday with my second hs bf. He and I had been together for 11 months at that point. One of my girl friends allowed us to spend the night at her house. She and I set up the upstairs room with music and condoms flung suggestively across the comforter. He and I never turned on the stereo, but we definitely used the condoms. He blew his first load in moments…I think he only got the tip in! The second time we had to go really REALLY slowly because he was HUGE and I still had a hymen. I actually told him “This is a process. You’re gonna go in till it hurts, stop when I say ’stop!’ and stretch me out till I say its ok to go in again” haha. We had total communication. It was painful, but a really good experience.
5. First celebrity crush.
Michael Jackson, straight up.
6. First sexual fantasy.
I have NEVER told anyone this and its a little weird, so bear with me! I used to pretend to give “shows” to my stuffed bears. These shows consisted of me pretending my vagina was the ‘headliner’ and that they were there to enjoy the show. I’d use their little button noses to stimulate my clit. Wow…does that make me a semi-
plushie? haha
7. First person you fell in love with.
My second hs bf and guy I lost my virginity to. He was loud, charismatic, charming, anti-authority and adorable.
8. First proper sex toy.
A hard, blue plastic internal vibrator. Its about 6 1/2 inches long. I don’t use it as a vibrator; internal vibration freaks me out…but I love to use to press against my G-spot. Love hard toys for that reason. I need a glass dildo
9. First porn video.
I was about 12. I have no idea what its called, but it was a classic porno from the 70s I think. My brothers and I found a box of old porno VHS tapes at my grandfather’s house and decided to watch a few. The first was about a mermaid who wanted to be human so she could fuck…when she dried off she got legs and spent the rest of the movie fucking different people. Wish I knew the name; I love porn like that!
10. First sexy lingerie item/sexy briefs owned.
My mom bought me this fuchsia mesh bra and panty set that I’m pretty sure I wore when I lost my virginity. The first sexy thing I bought was probably sexy thigh highs!
11. First time giving oral.
The first time I gave oral was after I lost my virginity. No real reason why, it just sort of played out that way. I was kind of scared of penises before that time. haha. I can’t recall the exact first time, however since I basically didn’t stop after that!
12. First time getting oral.
Now THIS is something I remember! This happened before I lost my virginity because my bf at the time was sooo eager to try it. I was a bit nervous, mainly because my parents were home and I had the kind of parents who insisted the bedroom door stay open at all times. Like, touching the closet door open! He pulled my pants and panties down and licked me ever-so-gently for a short period of time.
13. First orgasm given by someone else.
Early on in our make-out career, that same guy who I did most everything for the first time with, gave me my first orgasm. We were kissing and I was straddling his left leg and grinding…it didn’t take long for me to cum from that…its been a while since dry humping has gotten me off.
14. First one night stand.
Easy, the guy in Georgia…he was the second guy I ever had sex with and my rebound after discovering that my bf had been cheating on me for lord knows how long. GA guy was really sweet and cute. We were each others’ seconds. I was a little vixen with him. It wouldn’t have been a one night stand if he hadn’t left me the first day after fooling around for hours. He had to go be with his family (blah!); I tried to keep him around by removing articles of clothing haha. We hung out again, got a hotel room and fucked twice. He has the biggest dick I have ever encountered. Wow…porno-status.
15. First dirty book/dirty mag read.
Madonna’s sex book when I was in 5th grade with a girl friend of mine. We snuck it out of the back of her mom’s book collection when I spent the night one night.
